1. Turned or twisted toward one side
   "a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all cockeyed";
   - askew, awry, lopsided, wonky [informal], skew-whiff [Brit, informal]
    
2. So unreasonable as to invite derision
   "that's a cockeyed idea";
   - absurd, derisory, idiotic, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, ridiculous, ridic [informal], derisible
    
3. Very drunk
   "I had travelling money and got cockeyed in the bar downstairs";
   - besotted [archaic], blind drunk [informal], blotto [informal], crocked [N. Amer, informal], fuddled [informal], loaded [N. Amer, informal], pie-eyed [informal], pissed [Brit, informal], pixilated [informal], plastered [informal], sloshed [informal], smashed [informal], soaked [informal], soused [informal], sozzled [informal], stiff [informal], tight [informal], wet [informal], drunk, bombed [informal], three sheets to the wind [informal], off one's face [Brit, informal], pickled [informal], stinko [informal], fried [N. Amer, informal], legless [Brit, informal], blootered [UK, dialect], paralytic [Brit, informal], stewed [informal], liquored up [N. Amer], swacked [N. Amer, informal], steaming [informal], trashed [informal], trolleyed [Brit, informal], bladdered [Brit, informal], mullered [Brit, informal], trollied [Brit, informal], tanked up [informal], screwed [informal], lit up [slang], wasted [informal], out of it [Brit, informal], hammered [informal], blitzed [informal], stonkered [Austral, NZ, informal], juiced [N. Amer, informal], wrecked [Brit, informal], bevvied [Brit, informal], pixillated, half-seas-over [Brit, informal]

See also: crackpot [informal], crazy [informal], crooked, daft [Brit, informal], drunk, dumb, foolish, gone, half-baked [informal], imbecile, imbecilic, inebriate, inebriated, intoxicated, moronic [informal], nutty [informal], ripped [informal], screwball [informal], skunked [informal], softheaded, stupid, wiggy [US, informal]

Encyclopedia: Cockeyed